the mundane archive

Who is this? Hello? Stop saying that, this isn't funny. What are you on about? What is going on. I'm confused. No, don't be! It sucks, everything sucks, I don't understand anything. You do though, you understand. What do I understand? I don't know, I don't understand. What? Nothing. It's just gonna keep being like this? Maybe you are both wrong. Maybe you three need to take it a little easy. What do you want? I want to exhale all this mess. Do you now? How many times do I have to tell you asshole, life is pain! Anything that tells you otherwise is in league with the Adversary. Shut up, you're wrong! Life isn't pain, life is sweet. No it isn't, come on guys you both know this already. I think it's just irrelevant to the question of the state of things right- Sorry, I thought I could step in. Stop this already, this is idiotic. Oh and do what? Get some rest! God, do I have to tell you to do EVERYTHING? No? Yes! I think there is more nuance to t...

    Hello there! If you clicked this link, you are probably wondering: "What?" I understand your confusion, you see, our mutual friend has a hobby of deliberately confusing people with references and ploys no one should be expected to know in the current year.       I don't know why *she* is so insistent on these games, I have been too scared to ask. Regardless, *she* has asked me to help you with explaining the 5 hangouts *she* has now sworn an oath to try to maybe often host every year.      These hangouts have specific dates and names, and should repeat every year. Each of them is on a seasonal Holyday in the Discordian tradition. So allow me to briefly go over all of them. The first one of the year is on  The Chaoflux on the 19th of February . It is the time of the year where Chaos -as potential- peaks; as the wintery (I assume) start of the year is almost done with building up the groundwork for all the colorful events for the rest...

       I recently learned that Robert Jordan identified as a Libertarian Monarchist; which, you may have noticed, is one degree removed from Anarcho-Monarchism. This honestly made the whole book series make a lot of sense; as a world where the Great Man and the Civilization "theories" of history are just... true. Ta'veren are great men, obviously; Artur Hawkwing is King Arthur's unlicensed baby with Alexander the Great; and the Nation of Manetheren known for its great past and noble spirit is being brought back by the Pattern through Lord Goldeneyes. Yeah, cool right?      This means that Randland does not work according to historical materialism like our world does (NO conflict in history has ever been had over ideas, EVERYONE was motivated by boring stuff like starvation). So, this made me think, what if the Wheel itself got invented somehow at the start of the Age of Legends? Like, an ancient relic is discovered in our current (First) age that signi...

      Yeah I know it's fuckin weird. And okay, I'll clarify for the fourth person readers there, here?       I like it a lot when any kind of person tells me about their evil deeds. I may know them very well, I may not know them very well. Like, a vegan could come up to me and say they're considering going back, and I feel safer around them! I'm not a vegan myself so could be a problem with that; but god damn if a friend of mine told me they ran over a child years ago I swear would just feel closer to them.      I also like it when they're in pain over their evil and I can comfort em and tell em it don't matter.  And I'm not even evil myself! I guess I worry about being evil a lot, but I can tell ya clearly that I am not evil. Probably am a very good person actually. Still, I fucking love people admitting to evil, it makes me feel so safe around them! Like, ok. i) I either know someone is good, which is best. ii) Or I know some...

       The entire concept of Kek as the Egyptian God of Primordial Darkness intervening in the internet to get Donald Trump elected has been parasitic on my brain ever since I witnessed it as a teenager.       You know, I have been very troubled over the state of the politisphere lately; went to the first protests of my life a few months back, got shot by plastic rounds, ate pepper gas, the deal. Had a lot of my friends get arrested for short time periods, nothing really came of it. Honestly, ever since I've been surrounded by more "normie" people, no one has really been at a genuine risk of dying. I remember when that was different, and people I talked to were always bordering on suicide. I suppose this is better, but sorry, I'm getting off track.      I don't like postmodernists, I don't like being defeatist about the fact that no substantive change can happen anytime soon. I want the state of affairs to change, I want world com...