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O LEI O LAI O LORD O LEI O LAI O LORD  O LEI O LAI O LORD Mal-T, Mal-T, Mal-T of [eiserchetai eis ton polin] So, yes, I suppose it is time to talk some about myself. You who are reading this probably came across here from a link on an account. Welcome, I suppose. There will be plenty of material here for you to form an opinion of me. But let's take a step back here and talk about me, and what I'm doing here, but honestly mostly me, me, me.  This is obviously a creative writing blog, I'm sure you've noticed that by now, I mean, look at all the esoteric vibes going on in this shadowy page set up. The things I write here vary a ton, there are a bunch of other "authors" that are also just me (What can I say, I like talking to myself). They are either gonna be poetry or prose poetry or essays for me to figure myself out, like this one. But the theme is the more curious one, I think, it's the only part of this that threatens to stand out from any pet project at ...

Well, I guess I'm sorry, I didn't mean for this to happen. I thought it was over and done with but I like you again.  I know, what's it matter? You were unaffected last time, so maybe you won't care again. It does hurt, I won't lie, it hurts not that you are not aware, but that you do not share in it. But, I don't know, things change, things have changed. I am better now, thanks to you, I don't do destructive yearnings anymore, though maybe that is out of shame. I like you a lot, and I cannot stop. I don't even want to. You are a lovely person to be in unrequited love with. You are forgiving, somber, and I do not see you enough for your sight to burn through my brain. I like you a lot, I wish you'd like yourself too. I know it wouldn't work out between us, but there is something about you I cannot let go of. It's probably just you though, I am not projecting anything that isn't there.  Pretty sad overall, but this is not what I'd call...

PENTRAGRAMMOLOGIKAL REPORT-KH249-8/7/25 (SUMMARY) Req. by:  Mal - T    Zeitgeist GENERAL // CONFUSION * * * * * * * * *  * BUREAUCRACY NOÖWEB DIMUNATIVES Kek-Kauket: Waxing AFTERMATH Eristics: Waning CONFUSION Aneristics: DISCORD Israel-Palestine: Stagnant BUREAUCRACY-AFTERMATH (Cycle) Rev. Potentia: None/Stagnant CHAOS The WJ: Waning AFTERMATH N. LAND: Waning DISCORD (TWITTERCHUD) ---- Overall Prometadiagnosis:  Incidental improvement, managed decline. Duration:  Foreseeable Future (~5 YRs)  KXK   Mandate   Status:  Ripe - Awaiting Recipient DUMP;  Schizomemetic nonsense terminology clustering detected. “Vibes” entering archival phase. Expect necromantic recycling of early-2020s aesthetics. Post-humor contact rituals emerging—giggle-gnosis networks forming in closed Discord channels.Argument-to-signal ratio imploding. New consensus: nothing is true, but some things trend.The use of “?” as punctuation and ideology has peaked. Mood:...

       Dear  Leader ,       We have all heard the news of the apparent new strike plan introduced by the new General Minor, whom I know for a fact was recruited by you personally. This letter I am writing to you is to be copied and distributed so even the newest footsoldier can hear at least my half of the dialogue between us. I would have chosen to respect the sanctity of our lovely Order, but unfortunately things are too volatile and paranoiac right now for me to trust you singularly with respecting my freedom of thought and speech.      The plan proposed by GM St. Father Sh. would have us cloak our intentions in shadows and betray the people we have spent years co-conspiring with, all in an effort to protect the spirits of our group and the image we project; however, I do not believe this comes close to warranting the things the General would order some our best men and women to do against the Jeans; and I do, in fact, accus...

Who is this? Hello? Stop saying that, this isn't funny. What are you on about? What is going on. I'm confused. No, don't be! It sucks, everything sucks, I don't understand anything. You do though, you understand. What do I understand? I don't know, I don't understand. What? Nothing. It's just gonna keep being like this? Maybe you are both wrong. Maybe you three need to take it a little easy. What do you want? I want to exhale all this mess. Do you now? How many times do I have to tell you asshole, life is pain! Anything that tells you otherwise is in league with the Adversary. Shut up, you're wrong! Life isn't pain, life is sweet. No it isn't, come on guys you both know this already. I think it's just irrelevant to the question of the state of things right- Sorry, I thought I could step in. Stop this already, this is idiotic. Oh and do what? Get some rest! God, do I have to tell you to do EVERYTHING? No? Yes! I think there is more nuance to t...

    Hello there! If you clicked this link, you are probably wondering: "What?" I understand your confusion, you see, our mutual friend has a hobby of deliberately confusing people with references and ploys no one should be expected to know in the current year.       I don't know why *she* is so insistent on these games, I have been too scared to ask. Regardless, *she* has asked me to help you with explaining the 5 hangouts *she* has now sworn an oath to try to maybe often host every year.      These hangouts have specific dates and names, and should repeat every year. Each of them is on a seasonal Holyday in the Discordian tradition. So allow me to briefly go over all of them. The first one of the year is on  The Chaoflux on the 19th of February . It is the time of the year where Chaos -as potential- peaks; as the wintery (I assume) start of the year is almost done with building up the groundwork for all the colorful events for the rest...

       I recently learned that Robert Jordan identified as a Libertarian Monarchist; which, you may have noticed, is one degree removed from Anarcho-Monarchism. This honestly made the whole book series make a lot of sense; as a world where the Great Man and the Civilization "theories" of history are just... true. Ta'veren are great men, obviously; Artur Hawkwing is King Arthur's unlicensed baby with Alexander the Great; and the Nation of Manetheren known for its great past and noble spirit is being brought back by the Pattern through Lord Goldeneyes. Yeah, cool right?      This means that Randland does not work according to historical materialism like our world does (NO conflict in history has ever been had over ideas, EVERYONE was motivated by boring stuff like starvation). So, this made me think, what if the Wheel itself got invented somehow at the start of the Age of Legends? Like, an ancient relic is discovered in our current (First) age that signi...